Save some for the next one, will you? And while I get that you make the big bucks between you and me, I’m just trying to look out for you. Out of pity, you tell me to save, save, save, but who’s the hypocrite who spends $500 on a fucking stroller? What happens if your second son who’s actually married to his wife have their first kid, huh? It’s all happy go lucky now, but you just wait. You’ll be burnt out from all the stuff you just give away and you’re going to feel the exhaustion, because those expensive baby shit doesn’t just magically appear. Babies grow into expensive motherfuckers. They’re going to ask for the newest in everything. I should know because I’m expensive as fuck, stuff-wise I mean. 
I’m done complaining here. You have bills to pay, expenses to look over. Yeah, I get that you make a hundred a year, and life is something for you to enjoy because you can with all that money you sit in, but I feel SOO bad for you because you’re working and working and working and the only way you can make up for missing out on your grandchild is through expensive shit that he’s going to outgrow. Yeah, what nice way to live life. 

Just saw this guy’s tumblr and he goes to my school.
I have him for third period and you know, I thought he was decent because whenever I would talk to him, he seems calm and DECENT. BUT NOOOOOOo.  He has girls half naked on his blog… And a blog defines a person’s thoughts right? Right? I just never thought he’d be horny all the time.  

brb, going to go puke because I actually had a little crush on him.